2008, Here We Come!

Wow, we kinda dropped the ball on keeping this news site up to date, but, you know, if more of you read it and shit, we'd take better care of it. Oh, never mind, it's a vicious circle.

Regardless, DK tied up 2007 in a huge way with our 3-day only Thanksgiving Weekend Best Of Spectacular. The people came out and had a good time while we played all of the favorite songs, returned to our greatest sketch hits - Spitbaby, The Tick, Bloodbath the Clown, Blind Cop, Bums... it was a good good time had by all.

But now, here we are in the death throes of this grand year.

We come bearing fantastic news: Dynamite Kablammo's most ambitious show yet will be hitting the ZJU January 15th and run Tuesday nights at 8:30pm. I can't divulge any details YET, but I will tell you there will be some amazing shit going down in that little North Hollywood theater at the top pf the new year. Seriously. Amazing. Blow your mind. And I am not afraid to raise expectations... we read the scripts this morning (Sunday), and yes, you must see this show.

Dynamite Kablammo MySpace Gone Missing

Yikes! Apparently MySpace doesn't like the DK as our MySpace page has gone missing. We've emailed the powers that be, but knowing MySpace, we don't expect to hear anything back for about three months. In the meantime, we've created an all new MySpace page which is actually a Comedy Page (which we've wanted anyway) - check us out here: http://www.myspace.com/dkablammo

Oh yeah, and friend us!

New DK Show Announced

It's official, Dynamite Kablammo will return on Thanksgiving weekend to bring you a kick-ass Best Of Show! We will be playing at Zombie Joe's Underground and for ONLY THREE DAYS! Tickets will go on reserve November 12th (818-202-4120), and you're going to want to reserve them because they are going to go FAST. There's been a lot of demand to bring some old favorites back... and they will be there.

Hollywood Trash EP Premiere!

Last night, Hollywood Trash (with drummer Matt DeNoto) partied at The Good Hurt to promote/celebrate the release of their new EP! The show was amazing and the bar was PACKED! Check out Hollywood Trash here: http://www.myspace.com/hollywoodtrash

NoHo Arts Festival

Today, October 6th, Dynamite Kablammo donated a show to the North Hollywood Arts Festival. We simply remounted our most recent show and had a HUGE audience. The biggest of our run! This was possibly helped by a printing of our picture in the Daily News! Hooray! DK is everywhere, bitches! You must succumb.

Dynamite Kablammo 3.0 Opens To Rave Reviews

The show opened this weekend to decent-sized crowds and the overwhelming reaction was "Bravo!" -- people seemed to like the show, more than one person claimed it was better than the last! We're running on all four cylinders here and the show has come together to be a beast of its own. It's varied, powerful, fast, and hilarious. Please please please come out to catch us. You've only got four more opportunities!

Dynamite Kablammo 3.0
Zombie Joe's Underground
4850 Lankershim Blvd.
NoHo 91601
Friday & Saturday nights - 9/21-29 - 8:30pm
ONLY $12

818.202.4120 for reservations.

Next weekend's going to be BIG, so if you're coming to the show, please make reservations. You don't want to be caught out in the streets of North Hollywood. Really, you don't.

Teaser For The Upcoming Show!

Hollywood Trash, August 9th On The Sunset Strip

Matt DeNoto's premiere band, Hollywood Trash, will be performing at The Cat Club this Thursday - go check 'em out! Details below:

This Thursday, Hollywood Trash once again rocks the Cat Club on Sunset. This time opening for Starfuckers (Featuring Eric Dover (ALICE COOPER / SLASH'S SNAKEPIT) with Dizzy Reed of GUNS N ROSES also Slim Jim Phantom of the STRAY CATS and Stephan Adika from DEE DEE RAMONE'S BAND. GUEST ROCKSTARS CHANGE WEEKLY!)!

BAND: Hollywood Trash
DATE: Thursday, August 9, 2007
TIME: 10:30 pm
PLACE: The Cat Club
8911 Sunset Blvd.
West Hollywood, CA
COST: $7 with flyer (flyer coming soon)

Hope to see you there!

DK Details

All right, so the new show will be running September 14th-29th, Friday and Saturday nights, at the ZJU. You've got over a month to mark aside some time on your calendar, so we suggest you do it now. This show is going to be something else. There's some big changes in store for everyone. Keep your eye out for a teaser this weekend!

PLUS, our newest short, "Jesus Says It's Okay To Be Gay", adapted from our first show is now up on You Tube, please go see it, rate it, leave comments, love us.

That is all for now, keep your eyes peeled on this site for new info coming out!

New (Final?) Show Announced

It's official, the next DK show will be hitting the Zombie Joe Underground on September 14th, and will run Friday and Saturday nights from the 14th through the 29th. Rumor has it that this could be the final show with DK as you know it. So you better come and get it.

Dana DeRuyck Rocking The Shakespeare!

Dana DeRuyck (of the illustrious DK) will be appearing as Dogberry in William Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing." It opens July 6th at the Gardner Stages in Hollywood (1501 N. Gardner St, corner of Gardner and Sunset). For reservations call 213-926-2726 or email declanadamstheatre@yahoo.com. The opening night show is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. Dana might give you a big ol' smooch if you show up. You do not get to choose where she smooches you.

Greg Kaczynski - Fire Dancer

This Wednesday, June 27th, Greg Kaczynski will light up for the first time as a fire dancer. He has been studying with Fire Groove for the past month and a half. He also learned how to eat fire from the same company. The lighting ceremony is open to the public. It will be a special occasion for all of the first level burners to light up for the first time. It will be at 7pm at Dockweiler Beach - June 27th.

Rumblings Of A Third Show

There have recently been rumors of a third DK show in the works. Candi, Matt, and Greg have been witnessed having private meetings involving paper and pens several times over the past month. Keep you eyes and ears peeled for coming news.

Dane Biren, Superstar

The Dane Biren show opened tonight to a sell-out crowd. He was simply amazing, and the crowd ate up (rightly so!). There have not been any plans for a second concert announced, but we would not be surprised to hear of it coming.

Happy Birthday, Matt DeNoto + Hollywood Trash

Matt DeNoto celebrates his 28th birthday tonight, and as a present from him to the world, his incredible band, Hollywood Trash will be performing at The Good Hurt on Venice at 8:30pm.

Dane Biren Gets A Second Show!

That's right, if you missed the opportunity to buy tickets to the first night of Dane's solo performance, you now have a chance to buy tickets to the second night! Saturday, June 16th, 8:30 PM, Santa Monica Playhouse. The info below is the same, if you'd like to buy online, go to the Playhouse website, if you'd like to call them up on the phone, please do so. The house is about half sold out for the second show, so step it up!

Dane Biren Sells Out In 20 Hours!

That's right, folks. If you fell asleep, dreaming about buying tickets to go see Dane Biren's solo show, well, wake up and be sad (for yourself), because the show is totally sold out. Apparently it set a new record at the Santa Monica Playhouse; selling out in 20 hours isn't very common, it turns out.

Those of us who did buy tickets are incredible excited to see this performance, and we'll let you know all about it.

Matt DeNoto & Hollywood Trash Returns!

Come out to hear some great free rock music this Friday, May 18th at the Studio Suite! We'll be taking the stage at 9:30pm to make our pretty noises.

BAND: Hollywood Trash
DATE: Friday, May 18th
TIME: 9:30pm
PLACE: The Studio Suite, 4823 Whitsett Avenue, Studio City
At the corner of Whitsett and Riverside
COST: FREE!

Also appearing are Darwen's Theory and Pudinvang!

Dana DeRuyck Rocks Dogberry

In other DK ensemble news, Dana has just been chosen to play Dogberry in a production of Much Ado About Nothing at the Gardner Stages in Hollywood every weekend in July. Not sure about when tickets are going on sale, but stay tuned!

Buy Tickets To See Dane Biren - NOW!

According to Dane:

"Thats right kids, you heard it here. Tickets for my solo concert at the Santa Monica Playhouse are now on sale.

Who: Umm, me.
What: A one man singing concert, with maybe a guest vocal performance by my favorite piano player.
Where: The Santa Monica Playhouse 1211 4th St. Santa Monica, CA 91401
When: Friday June 15th at 8:30 PM. Note the later curtain time so you losers with real jobs can still make it.
Why: Because I've spent enough money on voice lessons to not be doing something about it.

Seriously folks, I'm really excited about this show, and I'm putting a lot of hard work in to make it happen. I've never done anything like this, so we can all expect a few surprises (myself definitely included)

I will be singing a wide range of songs from different broadway shows, popular music from today and yesterday, and maybe we'll throw in a few standards to boot.

Here's how you can grab your tickets before they sell out:

If it's between the hours of 11-5 mon-fri you may call the box office of the Santa Monica Playhouse at (310) 394-9779 ext 1.

Or, you may go online at any point at www.santamonicaplayhouse.com and click the link for their current shows. Then click on "Dane Biren In Concert" and follow the links to purchase online.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I cannot stress this enough: buy your tickets as soon as you read this email. Even as I am writing this almost half the seats are already gone. I really want all of you to be able to be there with me. It means so much to me.

talk to you soon, and soooo looking forward to this show."

Jesus Has Been Shot

Over the weekend, the DK crew got down to business and shot the Jesus Likes To Party sketch and the Jesus Says It's Okay To Be Gay sketch, both from the first show. The footage is currently digitized on Matt's iMac and is awaiting editage. It is going to rock and you will all know when it is up.

Greg Kaczynski -- Children Of Scum Trailer

Last month, Greg finished working on a short film titled, "Children Of Scum" with the SoCal Film Group. The trailer for the film is now online and available for your enjoyment. No word on when the final cut will be done, but hopefully soon.

Greg Kaczynski Goes Existential

This just in, Greg Kaczynski has agreed to jump on board a small production of Jean-Paul Sarte's existential classic, No Exit. The performance is planned on going up at the Zombie Joe's Underground sometime in June. The show will be produced and directed by The Haven Theatre Company, and will also feature Ashley Ward and Andy Deal. More details coming as they become available.

Dane Biren's Going Solo!

On Friday, June 15th, Dane Biren will premiere his solo concert at The Santa Monica Playhouse. Details and ticket info soon to come!

Matt DeNoto & Hollywood Trash, May 18th

Matt's band, Hollywood Trash is playing a gig at The Studio Suite at 9:30pm on May 18th. NO COVER! Damn! You have no reason not to attend. The Trash rocks, come check them out!

Dynamite Kablammo.com Now Up And Running

After working non-stop for the last week, Greg finally got the DK web pages done, bought the domain name and the hosting space, and uploaded the pages.

DynamiteKablammo.com lives. Somehow, we feel that having a web page now makes us more legit than having been nominated for several awards and having had BSW love us. *sigh* Will we never catch up to this modern world?

Dynamite Kablammo News Now Online

The DK is now alive and kicking for going on a year, we've had two very successful shows, have been nominated for 3 ADA's last year, have gotten sparkling reviews, and have shot a handful of shorts. Phew.

And there's more to come.

On May 5th, there are standing plans to shoot some more short films...

Matt, Candi, and Greg are currently writing the new show...

We're hoping to get DK 3.0 off the ground post-summer....

The official Dynamite Kablammo web pages are nearly done and open for business...

Keep checking this space for more info!